Phone Baja,Husband: Fone Mery Liye Ho Tu Kehna,Main Ghar Pe Nhi Hon

Wife: Wo Ghar Pe Hain

Husband: Main ne mna kia Tha

Wife: Phone Aap ka Nhi Mera Tha;¤)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 891 views

Khushi k mauka pe metha ho jae

Wife:me marne ja rahi hun
husband:ye lo dairy milk chocolate
wife:kiun

husband:khushi k mauqa pe kuch metha ho jae.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A child to his father

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Raat ko Santa P K lauta

Raat ko Santa P K lauta; Biwi ki daant se bchne k liye bdi si Kitab lekr pdhne lga
Biwi-P K aye ho?
Santa-Nahi To!
Biwi-Phir Suitcase khol kr kya bak2 kr rhe ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My doctor told me

Santa Singh: My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold.
 Banta Singh: Does it work? 
Santa Singh: I don't know... I can never finish drinking the hot bath. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

BOY Sir gandhiji ke sir per baal

BOY Sir gandhiji ke sir per baal kyun nahi the TEACHER inteligent aadmi ki nishani he BOY ha tabhi ladkiyo ke itne lambe bal hote hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)